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Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa. – Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. 

Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America. – Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade with cash or cars. 

Between the ages of 30 – 35, a woman is like Spain. – Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. 

Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France. – She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. 

Between the ages of 40 – 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia. – She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. 

Between the ages of 50 – 60 a woman is like Russia. – Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. 

Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like England. – With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. 

After 70, they become Afghanistan. – Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there

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